Tuesday, 24 June 2008

To the beetle that landed on the back of my neck when I went to open the front door this evening:

I'm sorry, but I can only assume you deliberately chose to commit suicide. If not, then it was a big mistake on your part. At least your death was swift. Stupid on your part, but swift.

- Pam

(Honestly, it was two inches long and black. I only saw it upside down, after I'd flung it away from me. It just lay there until I squished it.)

1 comment:

Lydee said...

Aaaaaauuuuuuggggggghhhhhh! Hope he left a suicide note!