To my mobile phone,
You gave me quite a scare last week, when you wouldn't charge. I know you and the phone charger have been together a long time and, no doubt, in such a long relationship, you've put up with quite a lot but did you have to chose Monday to have a spat? After more than eight years of happy cohabiting , you chose Monday to sulk and refuse to charge. Why? At first I thought it was me, talking about my lust for an iPhone which triggered your sulking (you know it's only window shopping and I wouldn't desert you, don't you?). Then I realised it was the phone charger. What did the phone charger do to upset you?
I'm glad to see that you kissed and make-up on Tuesday.