The phone charger broke this morning. Don't think you get away with it that easily though - I still have the in-car charger AND I ordered a replacement from Amazon.
Just because I'd like an iPhone doesn't mean I'm ready to give up on you just yet. If you're going to die on me, you'll have to suicide another way. After 8 years, I've reached the "engineering state" of wanting to find out how much longer you'll last. Thanks to Lance, owner of your cousin phone, I know your model has longevity and that there are plenty of spare parts available.
You aren't getting away with it that easily.